A Man Of Genius

The Benny Hill Show-End Credits

The Shining Yakety Sax

Manualist playing Yakety Sax on his hands

Man Trapped in Elevator for 41 Hours Yakety Sax

4/20 Parachute Stoner Dash Yakety Sax

What if John McCain, Sarah Palin, Hillary Clinton, and George W. Bush all shared a house in Miami? And what if Barack Obama dropped by? Friendship, fights and plenty of cheesecake with five feisty U.S. political figures.

Since the invention of the television there have been only a few advancements in what we watch. One of the most important has been public access television. Ok maybe not, but there has been some pretty weird characters given access to the public. Wait, who’s idea was it to give crazies their own tv show any way.

Let’s Paint TV -California
Host John Kilduff does it all! He’ll teach you how to paint Bob Ross style…Bob Ross Style ‘on crack’. He is a multi-tasker. In this episode John paints, exercises on a treadmill, makes blended drinks and of course answers phone calls from an excited audience.

Speak Out with Ken Sanders - New York
Ken Sanders (AKA “the Cable Guy”) repeatedly gets shit on by hostile New Yorkers while taking calls about carrying handguns. Circa 1990

What’s Your Problem?
Aired on Pittsfield Cable Access TV in the late 80’s/early 90’s. Takes about 2.5 seconds to be annoying.

Vagina Power and Penis Power
Alexyss Tylor hosts show on ‘Vagina Power and Penis Power’ with her mother. Wow this gets better and better.

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Old silent movies were really messed up.

Commercial for Frankie & Johnnie’s Furniture/Fried Chicken Store.

Chris Elliott as Marlon Brando, serving the traditional island Thanksgiving beans dinner and debuting his “Beans Dance” on The Late Show with David Letterman.

For when your coffee gets cold.

Benny Hill meets Stanley Kubrick.

And now Kids in the hall presents the dramatic conclusion of Old Yeller.

Jim pranks Dwight using Pavlov’s classic experiment.

A commercial for the comfortable but ugly footwear. And you thought you were cool.